- Bassist
- I love music
- Marvel > Dark Horse > DC
- I also love cats
- Sometimes I'm on the pot

alexanderhamiltonisthebottom:

share a coke with a  c o m r a d e 

jugandoaserpersona:

thordenthal:

10 Best Death Metal Bands by Loudwire
http://loudwire.com/best-death-metal-bands/

Death metal forever!!!

gamefreaksnz:

Breaking Bad: GTA by ~tosgos

gamefreaksnz:

Breaking Bad: GTA by ~tosgos

"College as explained to me in high school" vs. "College as experienced firsthand"

  • There will be no grades in a class except the midterm and the final, so you have to study hard because failing one test means you fail the class.
    In high school they told us:
  • Hey, you guys are working really hard on your third paper, so I'm just going to cancel the final and give everyone a hundred on it.
    Once I was in college a professor said:
  • In college, class always begins exactly at the scheduled start time. If your class is at 9 AM and you get there at 9:01, the doors will be locked and you'll be out of luck, especially if it's the day of the midterm or final, because then you get a zero.
    In high school they told us:
  • Does anyone mind if I start class at 3:35 instead of 3:30? These elevators are really slow and I want to have time for a cigarette before I teach for 90 minutes.
    Once I was in college a professor said:
  • Every class you miss drops you a full letter grade in college courses.
    In high school they told us:
  • You can miss three classes without a penalty, and a few more if you have a Doctor's note. Sorry to be a hardass, but you automatically fail if you miss more than ten days of class.
    Once I was in college almost every professor said:
  • If you do have papers, your professors just lecture and put the assignments on the syllabus. You're completely responsible for remembering the deadlines, they won't remind you. All your professors will do is lecture and the rest is up to you.
    In high school they told us:
  • Okay, so your next paper is in two weeks! I'll keep reminding you in the interim, but I just want to make sure you have enough time to do it! Let's run through the structure I want to see real quick, and if you have any questions, feel free to email me or come to my office hours!
    Once I was in college a professor said:
  • You have to use MLA formatting and if you make any mistakes in your citations, it'll be considered plagiarism. You'll be expelled and probably sued.
    In high school they told us:
  • Please do not use MLA, it is awful, we use either APA or Chicago here because we are not 14 years old.
    Once I was in college almost every professor said:
  • There is no excuse for an absence. NONE.
    In high school they told me:
  • I'm really, really, really sorry but it's -18 before windchill and I have to walk two miles to get to class.
    In college I called a professor and said:
  • You stay inside and stay safe. Here's what we're reading today. I'll quiz you next week and if you can get a 90% I'll mark you present. I know you live off-campus, do you have food?
    The professor said:
  • Your advisor is just for academia, not personal problems.
    In high school they told me:
  • Are you okay? I haven't seen you in class in two weeks and I know you have depression. I can drop off your work if you'd like. Please call me and tell me how you're doing even if you can't get to class.
    In college my advisor called me:
  • Don't argue. You think this is bad, wait til college.
    In high school they told me:
  • You wanna argue, do it in a civil manner. We didn't get here today without 5000 years of healthy debate.
    In college all but one of my professors said:

vtforpedro:

Good god why is this cracking me up so much


when people say weed is bad for you.
when people say weed is bad for you.
fezgod:

Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here - Outtakes.

fezgod:

Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here - Outtakes.

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies Tapestry closeups

meme-meme:

stabilized star trek shot

meme-meme:

stabilized star trek shot

bloodystills:

30 Days Of Night (dir. David Slade)

i-shot-the-deputy:

wisdomundefiled:

i-shot-the-deputy:

wisdomundefiled:

i-shot-the-deputy:

boomtubecomics:

The Gang Kills Deadpool
By Angela Kucera
Everyone wants a Deadpool movie. Literally everyone, even your grandmother, who has never heard of a Deadpool but knows she wants a movie about it. Babies are being born saying “if I don’t get my Deadpool movie soon I’m going right the fuck back up there I swear to god”.
I don’t know when or why this started. Was it the terrible Deadpool in the first Wolverine movie (Wolverine Origins aka Wolverine, as opposed to Wolverine 2 which was THE Wolverine)? Was it the general boredom with gritty but righteous superheroes (because god save us from another “I have a city to save WHERE ARE THE DRUGS I am gonna murder the shit out of the last member of my race” superhero movie)? Because that I understand.
But what I really don’t understand is what sort of Deadpool movie people think they are going to get. Do they think they’ll get some wacky, actually accurate movie? Or do people really want some sort of gritty, dark “I am so full of man-pains and troubles that this spandex suit can barely contain them” mess (see: Man of Steel, assuming you replace spandex for Kryptonian spandex/leather hybrid).
So here’s the Deadpool movie I’m proposing, based on my extensive knowledge of the character (read: I’ve seen some stuff on the internet and I hear he really likes food trucks):
Charlie Day as Charlie Kelly as Deadpool, in an Office-style “breaking the fourth wall” thing where he works in a taco truck. Minimal superheroing, because let’s be realistic here: any superheroing that Deadpool does is accidental. He’s not a superhero, he’s a special magic man in a suit who likes doing disgusting things (Charlie work), making nonsense (hornets in a box), and probably writing weird plays. Hell, Wade Wilson probably eats cat food when nobody’s looking, we don’t know!

That’s the sort of Deadpool movie the world needs. Not another “OH GOD THE TRAGEDY AND THE PUNCHING” spectacle, not another “LOOK HOW MUCH WE QUIP HAVE WE QUIPPED EVERYONE TO DEATH” (+punching) extravaganza. Just a regular nonsense movie, like some sort of Super Troopers meets The Brave and the Bold meets It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia mess that has no real plot beyond “this man is ridiculous, how can we best showcase the fact that he is his own Infinity Gem of nonsense?” There are enough gritty, sad superhero movies thanks to DC. The current run of Marvel movies has the market cornered on “+10 punching, +25 heart”, so that role is filled. But both of those leave a giant, gaping void that a nonsense Deadpool movie would fill: the fact that superheroes are ridiculous creatures. They’re people (and aliens, and robots, and mutants) who run around in spandex and punch danger in the face. The fact that there’s no ridiculous silliness in there, is leaving out the best part of comics.
I’m not saying that a Deadpool movie shouldn’t have fighting or witty dialog, I’m just saying that the focus of the movie shouldn’t be either of those things. The focus should be on the fact that Deadpool himself is absolutely ridiculous, and the best things to see him do are perfectly normal things.
Picture buying a soda from Deadpool. Deadpool checking your coat somewhere. Deadpool fitting you for a bra. Any of those things is better than whatever garbage-filled punch-a-thon Ryan Reynolds (god bless his abs) would shit out. Ryan Reynolds wants to be Deadpool, he wants to bring that to the screen, but he doesn’t have the necessary qualities to do it. He’s not ridiculous. He’s muscles and frowning faces and terrible Green Lantern-ness.  
Ryan Reynolds would never do this, and this is what Deadpool needs, this is what Deadpool is:


wisdomundefiled pangalacticgargleblastr
I still think Ryan Reynolds would do a great job. I mean, have you seen Blade Trinity? Reynolds already had the Deadpool attitude of snarky cynicism mixed with ironic humour, combined with a well-balanced yet slightly overactive ego.Charlie Day would also be able to play Deadpool but:a) I personally don’t think his attitude fully reflects that of Deadpoolb) With Charlie Day there’d be too much cynicism and not enough tragic irony + ego andc) His voice. Charlie Day’s voice would not fit Deadpool. I repeat Charlie Day’s voice is not a good fit for Deadpool.

I’ve seen Blade Trinity, but it was years ago.I agree, but I don’t think Ryan’s voice fits Deadpool, either. I think people equate Ryan with Green Lantern, or his stupid romantic comedies.I don’t really like Charlie Day, I just wanted to hear your opinion.

I never equate Ryan with Green Lantern, I’ve seen it once and (like most others) I didn’t enjoy it. It may have been because I have a bias towards Marvel. But, at the same time, I agree that his voice isn’t the best for Deadpool either. On the other hand, it’s still better for Deadpool than Charlie. Both are great actors but their are some roles that people are just not meant to play (like Green Lantern). Honestly, Toby McGuire has a good voice for it but then at same time no no no no.

NO HE DOESNT.TOBY IS THE WOOOOORST.

He may not have portrayed Spiderman very well but by the time Spiderman 3 came out, his general snarkiness and overall sarcastic attitude really improved. Plus he’s got the intelligent “I know I’m smarter than you” voice which doubles as a great tool for employing sarcasm in every day conversation.

i-shot-the-deputy:

wisdomundefiled:

i-shot-the-deputy:

wisdomundefiled:

i-shot-the-deputy:

boomtubecomics:

The Gang Kills Deadpool

By Angela Kucera

Everyone wants a Deadpool movie. Literally everyone, even your grandmother, who has never heard of a Deadpool but knows she wants a movie about it. Babies are being born saying “if I don’t get my Deadpool movie soon I’m going right the fuck back up there I swear to god”.

I don’t know when or why this started. Was it the terrible Deadpool in the first Wolverine movie (Wolverine Origins aka Wolverine, as opposed to Wolverine 2 which was THE Wolverine)? Was it the general boredom with gritty but righteous superheroes (because god save us from another “I have a city to save WHERE ARE THE DRUGS I am gonna murder the shit out of the last member of my race” superhero movie)? Because that I understand.

But what I really don’t understand is what sort of Deadpool movie people think they are going to get. Do they think they’ll get some wacky, actually accurate movie? Or do people really want some sort of gritty, dark “I am so full of man-pains and troubles that this spandex suit can barely contain them” mess (see: Man of Steel, assuming you replace spandex for Kryptonian spandex/leather hybrid).

So here’s the Deadpool movie I’m proposing, based on my extensive knowledge of the character (read: I’ve seen some stuff on the internet and I hear he really likes food trucks):

Charlie Day as Charlie Kelly as Deadpool, in an Office-style “breaking the fourth wall” thing where he works in a taco truck. Minimal superheroing, because let’s be realistic here: any superheroing that Deadpool does is accidental. He’s not a superhero, he’s a special magic man in a suit who likes doing disgusting things (Charlie work), making nonsense (hornets in a box), and probably writing weird plays. Hell, Wade Wilson probably eats cat food when nobody’s looking, we don’t know!

That’s the sort of Deadpool movie the world needs. Not another “OH GOD THE TRAGEDY AND THE PUNCHING” spectacle, not another “LOOK HOW MUCH WE QUIP HAVE WE QUIPPED EVERYONE TO DEATH” (+punching) extravaganza. Just a regular nonsense movie, like some sort of Super Troopers meets The Brave and the Bold meets It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia mess that has no real plot beyond “this man is ridiculous, how can we best showcase the fact that he is his own Infinity Gem of nonsense?” There are enough gritty, sad superhero movies thanks to DC. The current run of Marvel movies has the market cornered on “+10 punching, +25 heart”, so that role is filled. But both of those leave a giant, gaping void that a nonsense Deadpool movie would fill: the fact that superheroes are ridiculous creatures. They’re people (and aliens, and robots, and mutants) who run around in spandex and punch danger in the face. The fact that there’s no ridiculous silliness in there, is leaving out the best part of comics.

I’m not saying that a Deadpool movie shouldn’t have fighting or witty dialog, I’m just saying that the focus of the movie shouldn’t be either of those things. The focus should be on the fact that Deadpool himself is absolutely ridiculous, and the best things to see him do are perfectly normal things.

Picture buying a soda from Deadpool. Deadpool checking your coat somewhere. Deadpool fitting you for a bra. Any of those things is better than whatever garbage-filled punch-a-thon Ryan Reynolds (god bless his abs) would shit out. Ryan Reynolds wants to be Deadpool, he wants to bring that to the screen, but he doesn’t have the necessary qualities to do it. He’s not ridiculous. He’s muscles and frowning faces and terrible Green Lantern-ness.  

Ryan Reynolds would never do this, and this is what Deadpool needs, this is what Deadpool is:

wisdomundefiled pangalacticgargleblastr

I still think Ryan Reynolds would do a great job. I mean, have you seen Blade Trinity? Reynolds already had the Deadpool attitude of snarky cynicism mixed with ironic humour, combined with a well-balanced yet slightly overactive ego.

Charlie Day would also be able to play Deadpool but:
a) I personally don’t think his attitude fully reflects that of Deadpool
b) With Charlie Day there’d be too much cynicism and not enough tragic irony + ego and
c) His voice. Charlie Day’s voice would not fit Deadpool. I repeat Charlie Day’s voice is not a good fit for Deadpool.

I’ve seen Blade Trinity, but it was years ago.
I agree, but I don’t think Ryan’s voice fits Deadpool, either. I think people equate Ryan with Green Lantern, or his stupid romantic comedies.
I don’t really like Charlie Day, I just wanted to hear your opinion.

I never equate Ryan with Green Lantern, I’ve seen it once and (like most others) I didn’t enjoy it. It may have been because I have a bias towards Marvel. But, at the same time, I agree that his voice isn’t the best for Deadpool either. On the other hand, it’s still better for Deadpool than Charlie. Both are great actors but their are some roles that people are just not meant to play (like Green Lantern). Honestly, Toby McGuire has a good voice for it but then at same time no no no no.

NO HE DOESNT.
TOBY IS THE WOOOOORST.

He may not have portrayed Spiderman very well but by the time Spiderman 3 came out, his general snarkiness and overall sarcastic attitude really improved. Plus he’s got the intelligent “I know I’m smarter than you” voice which doubles as a great tool for employing sarcasm in every day conversation.